That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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