Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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