They have a pepper shaker for pot.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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