Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
