Even the bartender felt bad for me
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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