why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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