Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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