she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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