That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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