we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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