There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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