My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Randomize
