I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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