i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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