i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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