We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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