Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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