Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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