Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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