people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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