is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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