I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize