I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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