I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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