are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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