i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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