i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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