You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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