Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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