when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Houston, we have a squirter
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
