You really coming over, don't trick.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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