I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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