whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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