yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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