was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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