Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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