we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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