He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
