My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
