Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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