did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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