you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
do nipples grow back?
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