You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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