Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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