Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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