I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I need to stop coming to work sober
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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