garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
the day after is always just damage control
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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