Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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