it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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