so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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