i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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