what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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