That's intense
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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