So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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