You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
tell me about the fingering
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